{"id":11725,"date":"2022-06-20T13:33:16","date_gmt":"2022-06-20T13:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/?p=11725"},"modified":"2022-06-20T13:33:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-20T13:33:16","slug":"dsl-srr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/?p=11725","title":{"rendered":"Dsl \u2014 Srr"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Me comprendrez-vous si je supprime toutes les voyelles de mes phrases\u00a0? \u00c7a va pas \u00eatre simple\u00a0!<\/strong>
Will you understand me if I remove all vowels from my sentences? It’s not going to be easy!<\/span><\/strong>
M cmprndrz-vs s j spprm tts ls vlls d ms phrss\u00a0? \u00c7 v ps tr smpl\u00a0!<\/strong>
Wll ndrstnd m f rmv ll vwls frm m sntncs? t’s nt gng t b s!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Arc en ciel chez Chantal et Maurice \u2014 Rainbow at Chantal and Maurice<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n

Je fais de nouveau un court s\u00e9jour chez mon p\u00e8re\u00a0: chance pour lui, je suis l\u00e0 quand la toute neuve clim\u2019 install\u00e9e \u00e0 l\u2019automne en m\u00eame temps que la pompe \u00e0 chaleur refuse de d\u00e9marrer, et c\u2019est moi qui contacte le technicien. Avant de venir, j\u2019ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 g\u00e9r\u00e9 une panne de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone au cours de laquelle je me suis battue avec de grosses difficult\u00e9s contre un robot. C\u2019est compliqu\u00e9 de g\u00e9rer les probl\u00e8mes d\u2019un homme de 95 ans en habitant \u00e0 plus de 200 km\u00a0!<\/strong>
I have another short stay with my father: luck for him, I am there when the brand new air conditioning installed in the fall at the same time as the heat pump refuses to start, and it is I who contacts the technician . Before coming, I already managed a telephone breakdown during which I fought with great difficulty against a robot. It’s complicated to deal with the problems of a 95-year-old man living more than 200 km away!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Avec mon p\u00e8re on regarde les vieux albums.
With my father we look at the old albums.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Mes parents en 1954.
My parents in 1954.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n

Inqui\u00e9tudes\u00a0: mon p\u00e8re aurait-il appel\u00e9 le technicien lui-m\u00eame\u00a0? J\u2019ai l\u2019impression qu\u2019il n\u2019en avait pas l\u2019intention. Et la panne de clim\u2019 (confirm\u00e9e par une premi\u00e8re visite) sera-t-elle r\u00e9par\u00e9e alors que tout le pays transpire et doit penser \u00e0 s\u2019hydrater\u00a0?<\/strong>
Concerns: Would my dad have called the technician himself? I feel like he didn’t mean to. And will the air conditioning failure (confirmed by a first visit) be repaired when the whole country is sweating and must think about hydrating?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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C\u2019est compliqu\u00e9 quand on ne peut pas prendre rendez-vous avec l\u2019abonn\u00e9 pour r\u00e9parer son t\u00e9l\u00e9phone car son t\u00e9l\u00e9phone ne fonctionne pas. C\u2019est compliqu\u00e9 quand, selon toute vraisemblance, le technicien pour le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone n\u2019est pas venu mais le robot dit que si, qu\u2019il a r\u00e9par\u00e9 en ext\u00e9rieur et trouv\u00e9 personne \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur. C\u2019est compliqu\u00e9 quand on sait qu\u2019en arrivant le matin sur le lieu de son travail, le technicien s\u2019entend dire qu\u2019il doit imm\u00e9diatement se trouver dans trois lieux diff\u00e9rents en m\u00eame temps. C\u2019est compliqu\u00e9 quand on n\u2019a personne en face, que des machines. <\/strong>
It’s complicated when you can’t make an appointment with the subscriber to repair their phone because their phone isn’t working. It’s complicated when, in all likelihood, the technician for the telephone did not come but the robot says yes, that he repaired outside and found no one inside. It’s complicated when you know that when he arrives in the morning at his place of work, the technician is told that he must immediately be in three different places at the same time. It’s complicated when you have no one in front, only machines.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Amandiers \u00e0 l\u2019abandon
Abandoned almond trees<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Amandiers entretenus
Almond trees maintained<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n

Heureusement que pour le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, mon p\u00e8re a eu la bonne id\u00e9e de montrer au technicien* le deuxi\u00e8me t\u00e9l\u00e9phone, lui aussi sans tonalit\u00e9, preuve que le probl\u00e8me \u00e9tait bien sur la ligne et pas chez lui.<\/strong>
*Car le technicien a fini par arriver\u00a0!<\/strong>
Fortunately for the telephone, my father had the good idea to show the technician* the second telephone, also without a dial tone, proof that the problem was indeed on the line and not at home.<\/span><\/strong>
*Because the technician finally arrived!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Si je peux vous envoyer ce galimatias-l\u00e0 alors que je suis encore chez mon p\u00e8re (hors connexion), c\u2019est parce que j\u2019ai enfin un acc\u00e8s internet au prix d\u2019un jus de fruit au bar du coin. Il fait une chaleur \u00e0 crever, mais je ne vais pas moi aussi embrayer sur le nouveau sujet \u00e0 la mode.<\/strong>
If I can send you this rigmarole while I’m still at my father’s house (offline), it’s because I finally have internet access for the price of a fruit juice at the local bar. It’s scorching hot, but I too won’t get into the new hot topic.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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J\u2019avais six ans.
I was six<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Alors dsl<\/em>, oh pardon, d\u00e9sol\u00e9e, je m\u2019en tire par une pirouette, voici des (demi)-nouvelles tr\u00e8s succinctes. Je n\u2019appelle pas \u00e7a une chronique. Au Charbi, c\u2019est r\u00e9colte \u00e9pluchage et cong\u00e9lation, c\u2019est r\u00e9colte et confiture, c\u2019est r\u00e9colte et arrosage arrosage arrosage. O\u00f9 que je sois, j\u2019aime bien publier mes pages sans pr\u00e9tention, le plus souvent ce n\u2019est pas simple.<\/strong>
So srr<\/em>, oh sorry, sorry, I’m getting away with it, here’s some very brief (half) news. I don’t call that a chronicle. At Charbi, it’s harvest peeling and freezing, it’s harvest and jam, it’s harvest and watering watering watering. Wherever I am, I like to publish my pages without pretension, most often it is not simple.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Quoi de plus triste
What could be sadder<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Ciao maman\u00a0!
Hello Mom!<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me comprendrez-vous si je supprime toutes les voyelles de mes phrases\u00a0? \u00c7a va pas \u00eatre simple\u00a0!Will you understand me if I remove all vowels from my sentences? It’s not going to be easy!M cmprndrz-vs s j spprm tts ls vlls … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11725"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11749,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11725\/revisions\/11749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pasassezdetemps.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}